Bad Loki! Bad!
“So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life where you get to be immortalized with your hands in the earth and your star in the ground. Now, finally, I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart!”
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DV by Dolce Vita Archer Sandals, $69, bloomingdales.com.
Shop 23 more pairs of summer sandals, all for less than $100, over on Glamour.com
I was going to buy these sandals, until I picked them up and realized how totally inflexible they are. Ouch!
I love this dress!
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Oh my god, Robert- just tell the entire room how you feel ♥ (x)
Stark tower looks like a fucking llama.
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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
WOW GREAT NEWS
#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN #LIL BOOTS #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL #ANIMAL FRIENDS](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
WOW GREAT NEWS
#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN #LIL BOOTS #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL #ANIMAL FRIENDS
DIY “I Knit So I Won’t Kill People” Glitter Pillow Tutorial. I posted a similar pillow Donatella did here (also link to a pattern with a similar quote in knitted form) using the same freezer paper stencil. Donatella’s paint recomendations are always spot on because she actually washes whatever she makes and after she washed this the glitter paint was still there! Tutorial from inspiration & realisation here.
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100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc
This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.
omfg WIENER SCHNITZEL! this is killing me xDDD Oktoberfest!!! xDDDD
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so apparently tumblr did something awesome and connected all our tumblr accounts to facebook. it’s not directly logged in to our facebook accounts but just in case deselect that shit under ‘blog settings’.
Did not even realize this existed. Thank God someone pointed that out!
